Friday, March 29, 2013

Get Humping Down The Bunny Trail!


Spring is all about sex! Easter began as a pagan holiday to celebrate the fertility of the spring season. There's a reason why bunnies -- animals known for their amazing reproductive capacity -- and eggs -- a symbol of fertility -- are the mascots of this season. Easter is the time to celebrate the renewal and rebirth of life, so come on, it's time for you to hop on over and get humping. After a long winter of short cold days, warmer weather and spring showers are sure to help your libido thaw out. Spring is the perfect time to make intimacy a priority in your life, and if you want to stay in bed a little longer this weekend and indulge your passion for sex and chocolate Easter treats, no one will blame you.

If spring has sprung in your neck of the woods, it's time to make plans for a romantic stroll through your local botanical garden. Enjoying the sights, sounds and smells -- all the sensual pleasures -- of blossoming plants is the ultimate spring date. It's also inexpensive, and will give you an invitation for hand-holding, neck nuzzling and intimate conversation. It's also a great way to take advantage of thawing temperatures.

Take a bicycle ride around town. You'll get a whole new perspective of your neighborhood when you're on the seat of a bike. The exercise will help you shed the extra pounds you've been carrying around all winter, and you just never know who you might meet. You can rent a bike if you don't have one, and while you're at it, why not try a bicycle built for two?

Now that it's no longer frigid outside after dark, you can make a date with a special someone to go stargazing. Go out into the country and away from the light pollution you find in populated areas and experience the wonder of an infinite night sky together. Bring a few blankets for cuddles and kisses!

You've spent the past few months indoors. It's time to get outside and stretch your legs. Pop a squat and get barefoot in the park! Head to a farmer's market and pick out your favorite seasonal picnic snacks. Then set up camp at a nearby park and enjoy a little splendor in the grass…just don't get caught. Bring a bottle of your favorite wine to really put you in the mood. Or just go fly a kite.

The Easter bunny can bring treats that are for more than just kids. Fill a basket full of sexy gift like personal lubricants, massage oils, vibrators and maybe even edible underwear. Your somebody special will be delighted and you'll both be hopping (and humping) in the bedroom tonight. 




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